"It's good to wind up the racist Afrikaners"
"Who would win in a fight between Chuck Norris and a honey badger?"
"That's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. I'm bored now, let's move on"
"What's that animal on the road ahead?"
"It's a zebra crossing"
"There was a monkey watching me in the shower"
"I'm jealous of you guys, you've done more in five days than I have in 4 weeks"
"Make sure you wear a bulletproof vest"
"I used to be a missionary, but now I just fool around with my bushbaby"
"It's tursday the tirteent of the turd today"
"How much meat is there in the oysters?"
"Oh no, I've run out of underwear, I might have to go kamikaze tomorrow"
"The man in the hat was circumcised yesterday"
"What time is it?"
"Beer o'clock"
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