1) You only need to sell about 3000 singles to get into the top 40. "Showers for hours" is destined for the charts methinks. If we get a big enough band together (like the Polyphonic Spree), it'll probably only cost a couple of hundred pounds each to download enough singles to get into the charts. Anyone know a drummer?
2) There's a nice restaurant in Uxbridge, called the Martin's Place Bistro. The plaice and prawns in flamingo juice was marvellous. But don't start a fire there as a fire engine can't fit up the road between the parked cars.
3) The guy in the lilac turban says that we're going gambling mad as a nation. But what does he know, he was amazed when a professional gambler guessed five out of ten true/false questions correctly.
4) You're a witch and I pray for your death. I'm allowed to say that.
5) It's bread!
6) Pool and darts were fun today.
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And I've noticed that you can't post without a fish reference. Bass, Jaws and Plaice so far.
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