Dumbing down

I notice that the Asymmetric Bars have been re-named as Uneven Bars, presumably because asymmetric is too difficult to spell/understand.
Next to go will be the Parallel Bars - re-branded as 'Next-to-eachother Bars'.
Pommel Horse will become 'Brown block with handles on it.
And the Floor will become, um, the Floor.

What a load of tweddle.