Monday, 7 July 2008

Pub Vince

I am pleased to say that Pub Vince is alive and well. And he's still sitting on the same stool as he was 15 years ago.


He also gave news of the other New Inn regulars:

Andy the landlord: "Ah, Mister Bean. He went bankrupt"

Robin: "Heart attack Robin? He's dead. House burnt down."

Andy's wife: "Having the affair with Robin really opened her eyes. She'd moved onto another bloke by then."

Andy's girlfriend: "No idea what happened to her. We used to call her Amber, on account of the colour of her teeth."

Mick: "He's bald now, you wouldn't recognise him"

Gordon the barman: "We all moved to the Oak after it all kicked off. We took Gordon with us."

Pete Lambert: "He's moved to Cyprus. Phoned me up pissed out of his mind, he's just an alcoholic like the rest of his family"

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