Monday, 7 May 2007

Drives me crazy

(Or perhaps that should be 'me drives crazy')

  • I drove on the wrong side of the road, which was right.
  • I tried to go the right way round a roundabout, which was wrong.
  • I followed a car the wrong way down a road, which was very wrong.
  • I then went the right way up the same road whilst facing the wrong way, which was fun.
  • While all this was happening the gearstick, handbrake and passenger seat were on my right, which was just plain silly.

Over many years there has been endless debate about a single European currency. Why no mention of a more sensible suggestion - a single road traffic direction?

2 comments:

Jasper White said...

Not speaking to you because I have not received a postcard as promised.

mister_guts said...

Sorry, I couldn't find anything tacky enough for you. It was all too classy.