I arranged to meet Mark & Reena at the pub the other day. I deliberately turned up half an hour late knowing that they wouldn't arrive on time, but they were even more tardy than I'd estimated, and hence I had another 20 minutes to kill. So I bought myself a new mobile phone.
It doesn't work.
I took the SIM card out of my old phone and put it in the new one. Actually, to be more accurate, firstly I took the battery out of my old mobile phone thinking it was a SIM card (well how was I supposed to know what a SIM card looked like?) and tried to insert it into the new one. It didn't fit.
So I took the SIM card out of my old phone and put it in the new one. It did fit.
Then I inserted the correct battery, and plugged the phone into the mains. Nothing happened. No flashing lights, no funky ring tones, nothing. Am I missing something really obvious, is there an on/off button or something?
And now, when I try to make my old phone work, it doesn't charge up. So now I am the proud owner of two mobile phones, neither of which works. No, scrap that. Now I am the slightly embarrassed owner of two mobile phones, neither of which works.
Omg, I am sooo previous!
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I think you will find that with these phones are developed with "special" people in mind. To get it to work you must own a piece of burberry clothing or have read Harry Potter.
Hope this helps you impress all those people on the train.
Don't worry. When I get my new phone working you can have the old one. For free.
Does your battery insertion technique perhaps leave something to be desired?
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