Continuing the theme...

Is it true that Jo from Big Brother said that she felt like a Guinea-pig in a goldfish bowl? No wondered she behaved oddly.

Some stuff I've learnt recently

1) You only need to sell about 3000 singles to get into the top 40. "Showers for hours" is destined for the charts methinks. If we get a big enough band together (like the Polyphonic Spree), it'll probably only cost a couple of hundred pounds each to download enough singles to get into the charts. Anyone know a drummer?

2) There's a nice restaurant in Uxbridge, called the Martin's Place Bistro. The plaice and prawns in flamingo juice was marvellous. But don't start a fire there as a fire engine can't fit up the road between the parked cars.

3) The guy in the lilac turban says that we're going gambling mad as a nation. But what does he know, he was amazed when a professional gambler guessed five out of ten true/false questions correctly.

4) You're a witch and I pray for your death. I'm allowed to say that.

5) It's bread!

6) Pool and darts were fun today.

Pasta Fagan Edges Black-Ball Thriller

Pasta Rogue gained some small measure of revenge today following his recent 9-ball drubbing, potting a fine long black to thwart a heroic comeback from Mister Guts, securing a 3-2 victory at the East Acton Snooker Emporium.

The Rogue raced into a 2-0 lead, largely based around his repeated use of two particular shots :-
1) the blue ball ricocheting off both jaws of one middle pocket before rocketing into the opposite one; and 2) the slow long pot, whereupon the roll on the table was enough to compensate for the Rogue's lack of accuracy.

Spurred on by a backdrop of Pakistan's Test defeat of South Africa, Mister Guts then demonstrated his bouncebackability by romping through the next two frames, setting up a tense deciding frame. Guts had the first opportunity to take the match, missing a a tricky long black before Rogue stepped up confidently to seal the win.

Bass

The neighbours are being very noisy today, what's that song with the bassline that goes di-di-di-dit-durr-di-dur-dur?